Colt 45 Afroman

Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies" <all laughing>
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
everyonejust crowd around the mic I'll tell you all these motha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)

Say colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed, as the marijana burn we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs, stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong and sell tapes from here to hongkong. Roll roll roll my joints pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my caddy will.

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it East Side Palmdale (well)
when the Afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when i met a little girl name jan
i let her ride in my caddy cause i didnt know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan
we fucked on the Bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro
then we fucked to the left
fucked to the right
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
and so I ran, I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker wooped my ass all night
but i aint mad at a prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
I took a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
being high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
skatin on jaggy rims
so roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will

I met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
but she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
dont be amazed with the stories i tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of australia
had a big butt and big titties too
so i hopped in her ass like a kangoroo

see i met this woman from hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
lips where breakfest
pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawian punch

met kernal sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said ill fry some chicken if you just fuck me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
as the marijana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennessee
that country music really drove me crazy
but i rode that ass and said yes ms. daisy

i met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again

met a real black girl down in South Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white albina


fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of Mexico
fine young ladie said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortila
i wanna get married but i cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported

[CHORUS]
colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the Park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

[Chorus till fades off]
[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and 2zig-zags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park...

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