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Check your rearview and make sure
there's no cops within view
And then don't stop
There's pedal to the right, push it floor

Get a jammer so the speed won't clock
Fuck the cops, this system sucks
Vicki Kohaulis can suck my balls

That bitch is sick
Testimony that she won't forget
She sides with the pig

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Pull me over so you can show
How tuff you are
In your bad boy cop car

You're a rebel from high school
What better way to rebel
then making my life a living hell

You think you're hot
But you're really not
You're just a hillbilly
Red neck mother fucking jock

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Three cops, to write a bogus ticket
Grab a hold of my dick and lick it
Lick it and like it
And love it and suck it

Most of these cops are fucking useless
They'll pull you over with lame excuses
Need evidence but they can't produce it

But the judge don't care
You have hair
Pokin' out everywhere

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

Didn't do a thing
When you looked me over
Still ain't did shit
But you pull me over

Wrong place, wrong time
Don't confuse it
Give a dick a badge
And they'll abuse it

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