Trailer Life Cousin Kevin

I understand fifth wheel hitches

That's why I got all the trailer bitches

In the park late after dark feeling their thighs

under a glowing green bug light

Hell yeah I'm back in Arizona

With my hat tipped back drinking warm Corona

Under a sky that goes on forever

The girls always thought I was thinking something clear

Where have all my trailer girls gone

They've all moved to the city

So, say don't we go home to a trailer life

Have it your way, it can be done

We'll have a dream home

Someday soon I'll be able to say

"In my hotel I want chicken"

With a 45' Prevo parked behind the gate

The Phoenix Four Seasons serving as my bait

But damn, I stuck in the trailer rut

The aluminum walls getting hot to the tough

On a summer's day under the sun

You can smell the tires getting warm

Where have all my trailer girls gone

They've all moved to the city

So, say don't we go home to a trailer life

Have it your way, it can be done

We'll have a dream home

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