World-Wide Traveling Man Wynn Stewart

Son you're looking at a world-wide traveling man
I can speak fluently the native tongue of every land
And when I'm South of the border and I wanna place an order
The waitress knows right away
That she's speaking to a traveling man when she hears me say

Ole Senorita boo-la-voo-lan-cho-vee-ta-vonga
Che-bong-ta-jovi-mox-nix-tallyho-cucamonga
Si-Si-gitchy-goomy-ja-ja-sackio-and-lasagna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna

Well now son of romance the senoritas of France and the Fraulains of ole Hong Kong
And in Old Mexico the mademoiselles all go crazy when I come along
And it's the same in Spain the geisha girls can't refrain
From this game this world traveler plays
Cause with Spanish so fine I warp their minds with the words I say

Ole Senorita, boo-la-voo-lan-cho-vee-ta-vonga
Ichy-bong-ta-jovi-mox-nix-tallyho-cucamonga
Si-Si-gitchy-goomy-ja-ja-sackio-and-lasagna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna
Kaya-comesta-gringo-no-wanna-wee-wee-pa-wanna

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