I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

I Wanna Be A Homosexual
Screeching Weasel
(Kill The Musicians)

i gotta little lisp
and i've been working on my limp wrist

see women are a drag
i think i wanna be a faggot yeah.

mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen
a brice labruce wet dream
a nancy boy with wings

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna beeee

Trapped in middle class
take it up your punk rock ass
you rub your little thing
when you see phony dykes in penthouse magazine

so whats the difference mr. cream-wich
you just need a man,
a beefy leather fag
to take you out in drag, oh yeah

-chorus- I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna beeee

call me a faggot
call me a butt loving fudge packing queer
but i don't care
cause it's the straight in straight edge
that makes me wanna drink a beer
and be a pansy be a homo

trapped in middle class
take it up your punkrock ass
you rub your puny thing
when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street who wears short shorts
you wear short shorts

you're so full of shit why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual
I wanna be a homosexual

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