Ego Spunge

Hey, Kate, you and me should make a date
To have a little loving in the back row
Tell your mum you're gonna have a lot of fun
But don't tell daddy, that's a no-no
Hope it won't offend, maybe you could bring a friend
We could have more fun with three
If she's up for some, you could even bring your mum
She's kinda cute and she's got a thing for me

All you ever think about is me, me, me
And I can understand it
My ego's got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet

I would've thought you'd have noticed
My ego's too big
Yeah I'm your host with the mostest
My ego's too big
Don't tell me you haven't noticed
My ego's too big
Hi, I'm your host with the mostest

Hey teach, remember when you used to preach
'Gonna have to stop that, if you wanna do well'
As a rule always had to act a fool
But look at me now, shows you never can tell

Now you're finally listening to me, me, me
And that's not how you planned it
My ego's got so big lately
Swear that you could see it standing on another planet

Maybe you think we're guilty of having rock-star attitudes
Maybe you're just jealous 'cos you've seen our faces in the news
Maybe it's just that you're out of practise
Hell yeah! Taking that for granted

Spend most of the year, living out a suitcase
The only sleep we get is when we're travelling to the next place
Hell yeah! I miss my family
But I've got all my best friends right here around me

And it's worth for that one hour
Get up on stage and feel that power
Me and you have got this understanding
Better clear the floor
My ego's coming in for landing

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