Courtney Love Nerf Herder

You came from some town out in the sticks
To become the modern Stevie Nicks
You had the guts, a lot of ambition
The riot grrrls thought you were bitchin'
You bared your soul
You showed us your hole

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

I saw you in a movie about pornography
You were looking pale and kind of saggy
I have to say it made me woozy
When you fucked Woody Harrelson in the jacuzzi
You wore grungy clothes
And doctors fixed your nose

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love don't you go changin'
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Now I'm overweight and ugly
Just like you used to be
Why can't I be like you
Then we could drive away to Malibu
I hope I'm not out of place but
Courtney Love sit on my face

Courtney Love don't throw it all away
Courtney Love what about me I'm not gay
Courtney Love Courtney Courtney Love

Gold dust woman...
Never break the chain

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