Rotting Vampire Eyeballs Tsunami Bomb

Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so scary
It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a fright
We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster stare
Being with you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!


I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped around me
In the dark night, I will let you impale me
Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody mary
Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I...
Fell...in...love


Last night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave!
I know why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the witch's lair
I ripped her heart in two, this is my gift to you
Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!


Have fun with her while I am watching you
Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brew
You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternally
Give me back my plate of maggots, I never told you...
But you look like...Bob Saget!


Found another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein
And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss Thang
I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin
Now I don't need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!


He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out your spine
And then your spleen and then it's dinner time!
He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause he's so mean
And tonight on our date, he'll bring me a plate...
Of your rotting vampire eyeballs

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