Twig Presidents of the United States of America

some weepy creepy willow pillow boggy shit
transcendental big wheel can ya feel it
i got a chickey face down trippin' so damn hard
his head splits open stuffin' spills out into the car
cup of dirty water and a lonely boney frog
slip me seven dollars and i'll pump it full of smog
paint a monkey gold let him loose downtown
you start him with a smile he'll come back with a frown
he's just a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
ah hoo
i'm thick and thin and all right

i'm happy feeling crappy in my nappy little car
squozen frozen duplicated drunk in a bar
a tape recorded all distorted genius machine
a spokes model dipped in refried beans
piggies' pay full price to put their necks on the stumpy
dusty busted skeletons who pay at the pumpy
multi nippled rotating dj sap
i'm shoulder high in crap and my water wings are flat

i'm just a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
ah hoo
i'm thick and i'm thin and alright
alright
alright
alright

i'm twig in the wind a twig in the wind
a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
a twig in the wind a twig in the wind
well alright

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