Man Smart, Woman Smarter Carpenters

Let us put man and woman together

And see wich one is smarter

Some say man, but I say no

The women got the man like a puppet show



It ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leadin' the women astray

But I say, that the women today

Are smarter than men in every way

Well, that's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



Little boy sat down and cried

An old man passin' asked him why, he said

I can't do what the big boys do

Old man sat down and he cried too

Ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leadin' the women astray

But I say, that the women today

Are smarter than men in every way



That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



Well that's right, the women are smarter

Smarter than man in every way

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