Pizza Tran Vandals, The

medium cheese,
she's glad to take my order
long long way
from that lao-viet border
she fled the jungle
the evil viet cong, pizza tran
orange county
is where you belong

two long weeks
in that little leaky boat
just to get the right
to see me and to vote
here comes my pizza,
down bolsa avenue,
yes its true
pizza tran i love you

girls at school
they just don't understand
what do you see
in that little orphan tran?
she's so pretty
i'm proud to be her man,
and i am
and that's why
i love pizza tran

i love her
and i think she loves me
i order pizza
'bout 7 nights a week
she's my madam thieu
& i'm her general ky, i believe
she's baking another for me

pizza tran deliver something
i miss you and i'm so hungry
pizza tran
pizza tran get into that dope white supra
and bring me a slice
pizza tran

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