Land Of The Free Tankard

Jay walking - and you're gonna land in jail
Doesn't matter - if you can pay the bail
Gotta get out of here
Gotta get out of here - I won't stay
A young boy of eleven on trial

Land of the free - if you're able to pay
Land of the free - if you're righteous than stay
Land of the free - better bring some good luck
Land of the free - but we don't give a fuck
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free

Where's O.J. - he's got money that talks
High paid lawyers - that's why the rich man waolks
Gotta get out of here
Gotta get out of here - I won't stay
Breaking rules that I knew now existed
Inane laws which I knew not about

Land of the free - if you're able to pay
Land of the free - if you're righteous than stay
Land of the free - better bring some good luck
Land of the free - but we don't give a fuck
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free

Land of the free - but not in the bible belt
Land of the free - persecution is what I felt
Land of the free - now I'm really bored
Land of the free - of rednecks and the lord
Please help me - I'm stranded without a beer
I'm not of age - fake liscence tucked in my rear
Gotta get out of here
Gotta get out of here - I won't stay
It's the law and you obey with blind folds
Don't complain 'cause it's you who's at fault

Land of the free - if you're able to pay
Land of the free - if you're righteous than stay
Land of the free - better bring some good luck
Land of the free - but we don't give a fuck
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free
Land of the free - but without me, land of the free?

---