Everyone says that I can do much better.
Better than what, hey I should go ask Oprah.
Bullet Proof, 100, your favorite alcohol.
she said too much of a good thing it will kill ya.
You're cheaper than a rack of stolen jackets.
A parody of someone else you'd like to be
you speak of Deepak Chopra, and of course world peace.
A guru in the making down at Sesame Street
Its not the way you look so vain
or the way you misspell
the "ie" in my name.
Hypothetically speaking
Roll over Roll over Beethoven
Tell me what did I do to deserve you
what did I do
tell me why i like to hate you
cause i do, oh yes i do
cats and dogs may sleep together
doesn't mean they like each other
you get me to stand and deliver
karma boomerang
tell me why I like to hate you cuz i do
oh yes i do
you look great when my eyes are not open
dependables, predictables,
so turn the light on
you're so clever when you're silent
a real thesbian
too much of a good thing it will kill you
its not the way you