Effy Trews, The

So first of all are you happy?
Drink up maybe we'll find out
Your story is starting to wind up sappy
Maybe leave this part in
And if you concede to me
Make it a good one this time

Effy, why be mad?

You can find a friend
Pay a dollar please
She would stick around
She don't wanna tease
I've been down so long
I don't wanna leave
Devil is a friend you looks up for me

What's a manipulant
A little shit starting bitch
Or am I a complement
I gotta scratch I want to itch
Old man you're to goddamn bent
That's what's keeping me high

Effy, why be mad?

You can find a friend
Pay a dollar please
She would stick around
She don't wanna tease
I've been down so long
I don't wanna leave
Devil is a friend you looks up for me

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